Porto-Gone Pale Ale

You have to be 21 just to look at our beer on the internet.

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My bad. I'm over 21 Yup. Not old enough

WELL, THAT SUCKS. SORRY YOU CAN’T LOOK AT BEER.

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DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS

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PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS FINE

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OXFORD COMMAS

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WELL DONE STEAK

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IT’S PRONOUNCED GIF

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TOILET PAPER GOES OVER THE TOP

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PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

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KETCHUP ON SCRAMBLED EGGS

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KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS

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KETCHUP ON STEAK

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TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT KETCHUP?

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THAT DRESS WAS BLUE AND BLACK

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PAUL MCCARTNEY IS THE BEST BEATLE

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BEARDS ARE DAMN SEXY

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CILANTRO TASTES LIKE SOAP

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CAROLE BASKIN TOTALLY DID IT

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RAISINS IN COOKIES

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CHEESECAKE IS ACTUALLY PIE

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DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

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TRUMP IS DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB

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